King Yemma's Desk (Come here first)

Posts : 15 Join date : 2009-08-02

Here the giant King Yemma sits awaiting the dead.

(Post here and King Yemma will tell you where to go. If he says HFIL go there and post a training session with Dabura with 5+ paragraphs. If he says King Kai, go there and post 5+ paragraphs of training with King Kai)

Posts : 17 Join date : 2009-08-13 Location : Earth

Tien suddenly appeared in front of a large desk, with an even larger man sitting behind it. He had absolutely no idea what was going on here, nor did he know why he was brought here in the first place.

"Um...what is this place?" Tien asked the very large man in front of him.

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King Yemma sat shuffling through papers. "Why hello there. I see you have gotten into a bit of a pickle. I am King Yemma. I will be deciding what happens to you. Now. Tell me about what happened to you. Convince me not to send you somewhere you dont want to go....." King Yemma says putting on his glasses.

Posts : 17 Join date : 2009-08-13 Location : Earth

"Well, King Yemma" Tien said, not knowing exactly who he was talking to, "I was killed by some monster on Earth. You see, he was attacking this guy, Krillin, and he tried to kill him, but decided I should take the bullet for him this time, I guess." This was easily the weirdest moment of his life...or death, rather. "Mind you, it wasn't an actual bullet...but I think you get the whole idea."

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King Yemma grinned. "Saving your friend from death.... By sacrificing yourself..... Is an act of selflessness. You are a great man. May you live for an eternity. To King Kai for you. Have a great day." King Yemma said shuffling through his papers again.

(5 paragraphs with King Kai and you are revived by him.)

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Frieza appeared in front of King Yemma. "Well I assume that I had this coming..." He said looking at the giant red man. "So what now?"

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King Yemma looked up seeing the purple man. "Well what do we have here... I have heard a lot about you. You are a very bad man.... In fact you are the reason for just about everything wrong with the Universe. Before you can even explain yourself, enjoy damnation!" King Yemma said pressing a button on his desk plunging Frieza into the depths of HFIL.

Posts : 41 Join date : 2009-09-27 Age : 29 Location : Earth

King Cold found his body teleport to a room with a huge man, sitting near a desk. Cold didn't notice it, because he was still thinking about that rat of a Saiyan Goku, and how he killed him. "That punk, I am too young to die, I will get him one day, hopefully, when I re-unite with my sons" Cold said as he pushed in line of the other souls floating to the check in station. Cold looked up, and saw a huge giant sitting in front of a table.

"Yemma, I need to know what I am doing here, I know that I am dead, I just want to know where I am going" Cold said to the giant. "Oh, how did you know my name young fella?" Yemma asked. "Its on the name plate, and I am not a young fella!" Cold said. The King said the last part rather angrily. "Well, lets read your papers, you are evil, and were killed by the Saiyan Goku, GO GOKU!!!" King Yemma called. "I am not here for games Yemma, just tell me where I need to go!" Cold shouted.

"Whoa...Ok" Yemma replied. Yemma read Colds papers a couple of times, then he stamped them. "You're going to hell little man" Yemma laughed. "Thank you" King Cold replied. Cold purposly walked on to Snake Way, and jumped into the clouds.

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A lever was pushed and snake way vanished, making cold fall down under the clouds and into HFIL.

(This was made cause I do not know yemma's password)

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Subject: Re: King Yemma's Desk (Come here first) Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:41 pm

Goku woke up seeing he was still alive or was he, "Where am I," the saiyan warrior asked as he noticed he was in a big room with a giant desk in front of him and a behemoth of a man sitting behind it, "Hi, I'm Goku. Nice to meet you," the Z fighter said as he walked closer to the giant.

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King Yemma looked up to see the small man greeting him. "Why hello there. Very nice to meet you." King Yemma was pleased to meet this person and could tell by looking at him that he didn't have an evil bone in his body. "Lets see here..... You must be Goku! Yesss....... You
are one of the acclaimed Z-Fighters. Before I make my verdict, what say you?"

Subject: Re: King Yemma's Desk (Come here first) Tue Sep 29, 2009 11:36 pm

The giant man spoke to Goku, "About what exactly sir," Goku asked confused, "I don't know where I am so I'd like to know how to get back to Earth," the saiyan told the big man while scratching the big of his head.

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King Yemma had spoken too quickly. "I'm sorry, I started in the wrong place. I am sorry to tell you, but you have died. Killed it seems........ By your own son." King Yemma's eyes widened as he read that piece of paper. "Well...... That is just horrible..... Im sorry to have to tell you that. Well without further postponement you must travel down snake way. Go to King Kai. Speak with him and you will be back on Earth in no time."

Subject: Re: King Yemma's Desk (Come here first) Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:33 pm

Goku remembered it as if it was a bad dream, "That's what you get for trying to teach today's kids some discipline," Goku chuckled and with a bow of respect he left the behemoth king behind to go find another king, "Wonder if he's as big as this one," Goku wondered aloud as he got ready for his journey over snake way.

Subject: Re: King Yemma's Desk (Come here first) Sat Dec 26, 2009 6:36 am

Lord Grinite knew that he was dead, but this was weird, he was standing in a line of souls waiting to be stamped and sent to where-ever. Lord Grinite had finally made it to the front of the line. "Where the hell am I going?" Lord Grinite asked the massive man sitting at the desk.

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King Yemma hated this day, as he did many days of the year, but this was worse than most. Why? Because this was the week in which the traffic of souls coming in lowered dramatically, with only those deserving damnation coming in, with the occasional case of sainthood being granted. He reminisced about that one guy - the one with the red coat - who appeared around a millenia and a half ago...
"Hmm? A solid guy eh? This should hopefully be interesting..." Yemma said as he shuffled through his papers. Normally if a soul kept their old form, that meant they had one of three things 1) Incredible good 2) Incredible Evil 3) Incredible stupidity to not recognise the afterlife. From the dumbfound expression on this one, he was betting on the last one there.

"Lets see, you've killed a few times, though that doesn't make much. Great sins or atrocities? No, though I guess we don't want them all like that Freeze or whatever guy. No representatives with afterlife contact... Its not much to go on, but you just barely make the mark for He- I mean HFIL - Home For Infinite Losers. Though since you barely make it, I'll give you a second chance at life if you last a week or two there." Yemma said as with a wave of his hand, a hole opened up beneath Grinite, with a giant hand clawing up from beneath, dragging him in.

Subject: Re: King Yemma's Desk (Come here first) Sat Dec 26, 2009 11:10 am

So am I going to Earth or HFIL?

Subject: Re: King Yemma's Desk (Come here first) Sat Dec 26, 2009 11:44 am

HFIL. -.-

Subject: Re: King Yemma's Desk (Come here first) Sat Dec 26, 2009 12:04 pm

Stop doing that -.-.
Do -_- or >_>

Subject: Re: King Yemma's Desk (Come here first) Sat Dec 26, 2009 12:20 pm

Fine...

HFIL. >.<

Subject: Re: King Yemma's Desk (Come here first) Sat Dec 26, 2009 12:30 pm

Kwool something different for a change lol.

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Maneki was dead but something wasn't right.Maneki was in some strange line of white clouds.The right clouds were talking to the guy at the front desk.Maneki was guessing that he knew what was happening.Maneki then started to wonder where sei was.

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King Yemma looked down at the soul in front of his desk and moaned. He had been working for hours straight, gods and spiritual figures needed rest too. He got no days off, everyday all he looked forward too was his cup of coffee. Another soul was sorted and one stepped up, he shuffled his papers. This was a rare occurrence this soul still had their body. He looked at the name this one was one of those pure souls.

"Maneki," he said, "Killed during a spar between you and two other guys. One was apparently evil, oh yes, I remember that one. What was his name again? Grain? Anyways, pure souls like yours deserve to train at the master. Off to King Kai you go."

"Next!" King Yemma shouted calling forth the next soul.

Posts : 243 Join date : 2009-12-21 Age : 33

Seijiro walked up to the desk of a monster of a man and all that was running through his mind was So this is what it is like to be dead eh as Seijiro took his place infront of his desk he gulped hard, He knew that he wasn't exactly as pure as Maneki was but he was no where near as evil as Grinite so he stood and waited his judgement.

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